Email from V*: “Monday’s bad news”
Kate and William split up!!!
Unlike most of the women on this planet I am not happy about this news, I am rather sad: I am so scared that he will find someone as nice as the other women in his family.
Kind of ruins the X-mas pudding!
His dad on his mother in law
* : if you would have had told me V, I would had never known!
Notice that I have not spelled your name :-)